fred has started work on his nu album
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stickman meets the red cap wearing twat
 fred doesnt realise that the fans that mean so much to him dont actually exist. as you may already know his manager has to spend a huge amount of money creating holograms to appear at his gigs and ask for his autograph. roomer is the holograms now think he is a twat aswell |
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goodbye . . .
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hold on there's more . . .
 *loyal bandmates: the only true rocker in the band was wes, and he hates fred aswell. the rest are twats that cant save fred right now because their mum isnt there to help put their shoes on |
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and more . . .
 see you never can be too sure with these hip hop nu metal wankers, you knock em down and they do a michael myers on you. so just to make sure |
the final insult
 thank god. yes, it is over. no more bullshit from this twat. oh no . . . wait . . .wot if the nappie wearers (and mike) start to praise him like kurt cobain and he gets even bigger when he's dead. i didnt think of that. oh wait . . . sorry forgot . . .fred durst is crap |
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the end
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